now open · as seen on instagram

సోది షాపు

the sodi pharmacy & general stores

everything from the instagram, now with a price on it — merch for the proud carriers, and a little cabinet of cures for when the సోది gets too much. reasonable rates in ₹, refunds strictly in vibes.

the సోది janalu counter ~ for the proud carriers ~

fan favourite

₹699

సోది janalu Tee

wear the diagnosis

Details: soft cotton, blush pink, brain & retro-PC print. announces the condition before you open your mouth.

S · M · L · XL · XXL

₹449

సోది janalu Bottle

stay hydrated, stay petty

Details: frosted glass, 600 ml, bamboo lid. sip dramatically during any unnecessary monologue.

600 ml · glass

steel filter coffee tumbler and davara set, సోది janalu

₹399

సోది janalu Davara Set

filter kaapi, full commentary

Details: steel tumbler + davara. the official vessel for sitting back and watching the సోది unfold.

tumbler + davara · steel

the full సోది janalu collage with all merch

₹1299

సోది janalu Starter Pack

tee + bottle + davara

Details: the whole counter, bundled. become a walking, sipping, fully-merched warning sign. (saves ₹248.)

3-piece bundle

the anti-సోది cabinet ~ medicinal grade banter relief ~

best seller

సోది janalu drops, a small dropper bottle on a collage background

₹149

సోది Drops

for when the సోది hurts

Dosage: 2 drops in each ear, look away slowly, repeat as the uncle continues. Do not exceed the family function.

10 ml · sterile-ish

సోది janalu lozenges, a tube of blue lozenges on a collage background

₹59

సోది Lozenges

soothes too much సోది

Dosage: dissolve one slowly while they keep talking. minty enough to mute the urge to reply.

pack of 10

సోది janalu balm tin reading keep సోది away

₹199

సోది Balm

keep సోది away

Dosage: dab on temples at the first sign of unsolicited advice. cooling. smells faintly of "mind your business."

25 g tin

the full anti-సోది kit

drops + lozenges + balm, boxed together for when one specimen is simply too much. the complete intervention.

~~₹407~~ ₹329

℞ UPI only

the boring (but honest) label

Half of this is a bit. The సోది "medicines" — drops, lozenges, balm — are mock pharma packaging i made for instagram; the cure is conceptual. The merch is real-ish and made to order. Either way, the QR is real and it goes to a real human (me) — so if you genuinely pay, i genuinely get your order & address and i'll genuinely message you to sort it out.

Indications: chronic over-talking, unsolicited advice, family-function fatigue, and people who narrate their own lives at full volume.

Side effects: mild smugness, a strong urge to leave the group chat, occasionally laughing alone at your phone.

Logistics: UPI only · India only · shipping is best-effort and slightly chaotic · refunds? message me, we'll figure it out · "Govt. of సోది" remains not a real government.

— the management, with love & mild contempt

want the lore behind the సోది?

the shop exists because of a whole written field log of the people who cause it. read the case files.

read సోది janalu back to xvlr